By: Zombie Grrl
We’ve made no secret of our deep and passionate love affair with the Aliens franchise here at Zombie Grrlz HQ. Alien blasting, chest-tearing, space horror with a kickass female lead — that paved the way for the modern female action hero — is pretty much definition of “up our alley.”
So, it’s with bloodthirsty and bated breath that we’ve awaited the long in development (hell) release of Aliens: Colonial Marines and finally today we got our first look! Gearbox released the footage originally shown at E3 for us lowly non-convention-attending folks to dig on — and from the looks of this demo footage, we are going to be handsomely rewarded with all manner of fan service and hot, bloody xenomorph perforating action! So yeah, we’re totally there day one.
However, there is one thing that’s got us worried, that hand wrapped around the pulse rifle is looking awfully… well… dude-like, leading us to wonder if the greatest female led action franchise of all time has been has been butched up in the game. Yes, we realize it’s a new story, not a remake of the movies.. but come on, not only does the hand looking manly, but there is nary a lady marine to be seen so we may be down a Ripley and a Vasquez — unacceptable! With female action heroes of this caliber being so few and far between, excising the action heroine role is huge bummer and a blatantly missed opportunity to balance some of the massive gender inequality in video games.
On the upside, how about those power loaders? And the sounds of pulse rifles mingling with the screams of marines half down an alien gullet. Ahhh, it gives this ZG the tingles!
So here’s hoping that when Aliens: Colonial Marines hit’s shelves in Spring 2012 that we ladies can get in on the fun of what looks to be a seriously kickass title! Viva Ripley!
Dig on the footage below:
Do you love horror? Do you love writing about it? Well, good news: It’s time for another diabolical draft!
The Zombie Grrlz are once again looking to expand our ranks, and this time we’re looking for horror loving volunteers (both women and feminist identified dudes) who want to write horror reviews and features.
We’re specifically looking for people who can write reviews, short news stories and creative horror features. Our only requirements are that you are able to contribute regularly, have a passion for horror, a great personality and can at least muddle your way through WordPress.
So, if you’ve got blood lust and a need to share your opinions with the world in equal measure, drop me a line at rachel@zombiegrrlz.com and tell me about yourself — and please include a sample article.
Oh wow, where to begin? We really swing for the fences on this one.
In episode 23 Rachel, Summer, Ariel, Sarah, Matilda and Explodey Jo talk intergalactic, murderous loogies, deadly date rape, Bill Moseley’s aggressive eyebrows, juvenile delinquents and the awesomeness of Shawnee Smith—with our review the fantastic remake of The Blob. We also debate the hotness (or lack there of) of vampire sex, Rachel does several bad accents, one ZG shares how The Blob helped shape her sexuality and since we’re oh-so-fancy, we talk popular (apocalyptic) fiction.
Along with all the other goodies you’ve come to expect (including what is probably our best voice mail ever), Sarah introduces a new segment: the Netflix streaming anti-pick. She takes one for the team to help you dodge the myriad of crapstastic horror bullets that await you in the depths of the Netflix. She’s just that cool.
Plus, stay tuned for the outtakes to hear Explodey Jo make cussing sound cultured, listen to Rachel get vindicated as well as confessing to lite breaking and entering (not really) and Sarah’s expert opinion on Summer’s infamous…ahem…duo.
Quickly digest and devour the Zombie Grrlz Podcast Episode 23!
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<–No seriously, it’s awesome, you should totally do it.
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Rachel, Ariel, Explodey Jo and Sarah host this very special podcast slumber party spectacular—and you’re invited!
We managed to pull ourselves away from braiding eachother’s hair and practicing french kissing on our hands just long enough to to have a verbal pillowfight over the quasi-feminist ’80s slasher The Slumber Party Massacre, the pleasure of white trash beer and geek out over Game of Thrones.
Plus, stay tuned to the outtakes to hear Rachel put off the looming robot uprising for another day by conquering Skype, Jodie’s general disappointment in our rinky dink operation and find out the truth of how Sarah became yet another glitter on eye violence statistic (hint: nekkid ladies).
We double dog dare you to enjoy the Zombie Grrlz Podcast Episode 22!
Or, better yet, subscribe to our podcast on iTunes! And while you’re there, why not leave a review on iTunes? <–No seriously, it’s awesome, you should totally do it.
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While people have their gripes about the first season of The Walking Dead, some justified (the female characters get short shrift) and some not so fair (it’s boring and derivative) the overwhelming response from horror fans has been: BRING IT ON. Needless to say, you can count me amongst those who are chomping at the bit for second go ’round of gut chomping, head pick axing and post-apocalyptic action.
I can’t believe it took us so long to to get around to this undead punkrock masterpiece, but in Episode 21 we are finally taking on Return of the Living Dead—and fighting epic hangovers to boot!
Joining Summer, Ariel, Sarah and I and making their Zombie Grrlz debuts are Explodey Jo who brings the British thunder all the way from the UK and, representing thug life in Oakland, Calif. is Matilda — aka Crematoria Steinem — whose mortuary and ’80s pop culture knowledge make for an episode that’s 100 percent less bullshit than our usual fare.
We also unveil our hangover cures, denounce rubber merkins and give away the secret of my Star Wars-themed (and guaranteed to get you naked-wasted) recipe for Calrissian Cooler.
Stay tuned for the outtakes for the epic Summer-led “unfuckening,” tales of Japanese toilet seats and general hangoveredness.
Show notes: Check out the Linnea Quigley undead fitness video that Matilda so kindly unearthed from the darkest and most ironic corner of YouTube:
Please to enjoy the Zombie Grrlz Podcast 21!
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Oh snap, we’re back! After far, far too long we are back with Episode 20, in which we discuss the fantastic Spanish demonic outbreak series [REC] and [REC] 2!
Plus, we talk homoerotic slashers, marfanism, necrophilia, troll hunting and the vampire apocalypse courtesy of Stake Land. We’re also super juiced to introduce the first of several new Zombie Grrlz, Sarah aka Coffeemug!
Stay tuned for the outtakes for tales in micronapping, gold bikinis and hot podcaster on microphone action!
Heads up, the audio quality is a bit to dodgy to start off, but hang in there — it gets better, pinky promise.
Please to enjoy, the Zombie Grrlz Podcast 20!
Or, better yet, subscribe to our podcast on iTunes! And while you’re there, why not leave a review on iTunes? <–No seriously, it’s awesome, you should totally do it.
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Leave us a voice mail, we encourage—nay we DEMAND—drunk dialing! 1 (678) 6 Z GRRLZ!
This week I had the distinct (and five-hour) pleasure of joining the gang over at the Movies About Girls podcast to talk lezzie psychopaths, projectile vomit and crack rock trails for their Freeway II: Confessions of Trick Baby. Or as they describe it:
Movies About Girls Podcast Episode 108
Another ball-gasmically awesome episode of the internet’s wildest party awaits you!
Tonight, the gang takes on 1999′s hair-raising Freeway II: Confessions of a Trick Baby. It’s about puking and murder. Also it’s a fairy tale. Also it’s got Vince Gallo in a dress. And everybody’s favorite crazy girl, Natasha Lyonne!
Plus: the top 5 bottom 5 DVDs of the week, weird news, Songs about Girls, Hits from Hell, and lots more!
I had an absolute blast! So, be sure to check it out to hear the debut of my AMAZING intro song, find out what movie I once walked out of the theater during (hint it was rated X), strip club shenanigans and the last time I played dress up.
After nearly 20 episodes of the Zombie Grrlz podcast we are looking to add some new blood!
We’re looking for saucy, opinionated, funny, horror obsessed ladies who aren’t afraid of the F-word (hint: it’s not fuck).
So, ask yourself: Do your girlfriends look at you crazy when you rattle off George A. Romero’s filmography (even the bad ones), declare Bruce Campbell hotter than Brad Pitt (and duh, he so is) and skipped Sex in the City 2 to catch the new Saw film—plus, have a couple hours to kill every couple of weeks. Then email me now, because you’re our kinda gal! (rachel@zombiegrrlz.com)
We’re ready to take the Zombie Grrlz to the next level, so if that sounds exciting to you, hit me up! The only thing we require is that you have access to skype and taste for gore.
Did you really think we were gone forever? Back by popular demand, we rise from the semi dead for episode 19! In this episode Ariel and I are hot for vamp action in the Arctic Circle with 30 Days of Night and its not-so-hot sequel, 30 Days of Night: Dark Days. We discuss what it is about those bloodsuckers that stands the test of time and why we need more vamp flicks like this pronto!
Plus, we also get some fantastic feedback and I get taken to school by one of our listeners, Ariel keeps it classy and we kick off our new homework segment with reviews of The Last House on the Left (1972) and Frankenstein (1935). And as always, don’t forget to stay tuned for the outtakes to hear me bust a sad white girl rhyme and fend off a feline who’s getting a little too fresh.
Please to enjoy the Zombie Grrlz Podcast 19!
Or, better yet, subscribe to our podcast on iTunes! And while you’re there why not leave a review on iTunes <–No seriously, it’s awesome, you should totally do it.
We LOVE feedback, so send us an email to Rachel@zombiegrrlz.com
or
Leave us a voice mail, we encourage—nay we DEMAND—drunk dialing! 1 (678) 6 Z GRRLZ!
